Well it’s that time of year again, the time when we try to separate ourselves from our computers and take at least a day or two to breathe before the ambitious projects for the next year. Since we’re afraid to show our faces we opted for an infographic in lieu of a standard Christmas card. Behold, the facts of Santa Claus, where we’v brought arbitrary numbers together to give you some perspective on what Father Christmas has to accomplish this holiday year.

Enjoy!